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I am Ludwig Von Koopa! Second of command of King Dad's army or until vat cheater Bowser jr toke it vrom me...
Any vays, I have come lead King Dad's armies (Or, when he tells them to get to work...), but because he as not told them to come, anyvays... But until then, I will glady preform my amazing Koopa Symphonies for you all, at a large small price, ov course...
VOW LOOK AT MY AWESOME HAIR

IT'S AMAZING.